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Nalu Kava Lounge

Stand Up Smut : An Erotic Open Mic

Stand Up Smut is the original **erotic open mic.** We welcome stories of sexual shenanigans, hedonistic epiphanies, tantric tales and kinky encounters...

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Stand Up Smut : An Erotic Open Mic

Time & Location

Apr 24, 7:30 PM – 9:30 PM

Nalu Kava Lounge, 722 N Sumner St, Portland, OR 97217, USA

About The Event

**We look forward to welcoming you to a night of erotic creativity!**

Stand Up Smut is the original **erotic open mic.** We welcome stories of sexual shenanigans, hedonistic epiphanies, tantric tales and kinky encounters...

We invite everyone to participate at the level you feel comfortable (there are anonymous questions for those who are shy, and room for your up-to-6-minute share if you are feeling courageous).

At every Smut, we provide a prompt to inspire your stories, but we don’t mind if you go off topic. (this month's prompt is "Sex Drunk" Do with that what you will😋).

We also welcome songs, poetry, fiction, essays, erotica of of all different flavors.... If it has to do with sexuality, we wanna hear it!

Come share your stories and your erotic creations, or just come and be an aroused, engaged audience.

Tickets are a mere $5 (at the door only!) but Dance Naked patrons get in FREE. One of the best parts of SUS is becoming part of a creative erotic community!  (You can RSVP here but it's first come first serve at the door)

Stand Up Smut is different every month, because it's co-created by the community. Some nights might find you laughing aloud to a story about the joys of eating ass, or being slowly turned on by a sensual sci-fi space orgy. Another might feature performance art by a powerful pussy goddess, or a poem about sucking cosmic cock.

The invitation is to share material inspired by your erotic history, your fertile imagination, and always, sex & body positivity. (this does not mean you can't share events that were traumatic, but this is NOT therapy. If it's still tender, it's probably not a story ready for public attention).

**Off Limits** - anything hurtful to a person or group! No homophobia, fatphobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, or non-consent. Obviously all participants over 18! The invitation is to show up with love and respect for one another as sovereign sexual beings.

Stand Up Smut is held at a tiny kava bar called Nalu in Portland Oregon, where we have been gathering for 5 years! Kava is a beverage made from a root, that tastes like mud but settles the nervous system, and some say is an aphrodisiac. Stand Up Smut is an opportunity to share adult material that might not be appropriate for other venues. The shares are often personal, hilarious, heart breaking, and sometimes super hot.

Our agreements! ❤️Be Kind 🧡Positive Regard 💛Confidentiality 💚Support Nalu (buy a beverage and tip well!) 💙6-Minute time limit (unless negotiated in advance) 💜The GIFT of your attention

Positive Regard: We offer only compliments and appreciation, not criticism or judgement. We celebrate one another’s courage!

Nalu is a small and intimate space, so be prepared for squishing and making new friends! If you tend towards claustrophobia, might not be the best choice (though if the weather is nice, there is a lovely patio).

**To find the venue, enter through the driveway behind the Cherry Sprout grocery, go past the dumpsters, look for the door that says Nalu, come up the stairs, and you will be welcomed with open arms!**

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